INTRODUCING THE EXOTIC MISS FLORA FLAMBOYANT!!
Orchidwood type flora attract other Orchidwood flora like moth orchids to a flame. From the dazzling greenhouses of Orchidwood L.A., a "close friend" of the Lilac Ladies came to visit her at our center. The "close friend" swept into the center with the audacity and entitled egotism that would have put Lady Gaga to shame. If you have not heard about this on the national OBC channel, yes, beautiful, mysterious, Miss Flora Flamboyant arrived at our center with her personal entourage, designer purse poodle, and even more media. This flashy floral friend's arrival even upstaged the Lilac Ladies entrance...and it was obvious to all that Miss Flora Flamboyant was at our center to be seen, and not to see us. In the meantime, all the extra media equipment and lights have been drying out the air and the residents are requesting more moisture. So a plant humidifier has been installed to help the regular residents feel more comfortable. I will make a prediction too: There will be a crackdown on the media, they will not be allowed on the Center campus. Center life will return to normal. And some ground rules will be set for the Lilac Ladies and Miss Floral Flamboyant concerning Center behavior. See, This old director still has some skills...and I don't need any media attention or special powers to do so.
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