ORCHID CHEER

ORCHID WATCH:
Apparently, I have a bunch of orchid sisters that like to "tip the bottle"...espcially at Christmas time. I had left an open bottle of Asti Spumante on the kitchen counter by the Blooming sisters. I woke up in the middle of the night to what amounted to a party going on in the kitchen.  The ladies had helped themselves to the Asti Spumante.  They were swaying back and forth, singing along with old Christmas songs playing on the radio.  What a mess! I threw out the empty bottle, and reminded the girls it was WAY too late to be partying...time for bed. They complied. I turned out the lights, thinking about the mess I had to clean up in the morning, and
Where do I get Orchid aspirin for their headaches in the morning?

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