Orchid Chronicles
A typical group meeting with the Lemon Sisters usually goes as such:
Director: So Ladies, what are we doing today?
Lemon Sisters (in unison): There's a program for needy flora younglings that we have always performed for
to help raise $$$$ for their shelter. Florance Welk always brought his orchestra.
Director: Nice project effort. Could you perform without the FlorenceWelk orchestra?
Lemon Sisters: Oh yes, (and then break out in a song together)
http://youtu.be/G-reAa2ushQ
Director: Nice performance. So how goes your computer and technology classes?
Lemon Sisters (independently): I can't print.
How do I put a sticky note on my computer?
What is voice recognition?
What's a google?
How do I take pictures with my cell phone?
How do I touch up a picture with photoshop?
Director: (I need to get an aid for the computer classes) So when is your performance for the needy flora younglings?
Lemon Sisters: Oh we're not sure,but Florance Welk will tell us.
OH GEEZE..lots of work to be done with these ladies.
Director: Nice project effort. Could you perform without the FlorenceWelk orchestra?
Lemon Sisters: Oh yes, (and then break out in a song together)
http://youtu.be/G-reAa2ushQ
Director: Nice performance. So how goes your computer and technology classes?
Lemon Sisters (independently): I can't print.
How do I put a sticky note on my computer?
What is voice recognition?
What's a google?
How do I take pictures with my cell phone?
How do I touch up a picture with photoshop?
Director: (I need to get an aid for the computer classes) So when is your performance for the needy flora younglings?
Lemon Sisters: Oh we're not sure,but Florance Welk will tell us.
OH GEEZE..lots of work to be done with these ladies.
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